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Creating a World: Aeon Flux

Jumat, Agustus 27th, 2010

Aeon Flux
Creating a World: Aeon Flux (2006)

IMDB rating: 5.30

Plot: The sci-fi actioner is set 400 years in the future, when disease has wiped out the majority of the earth’s population except for one walled, protected city-state, Bregna, ruled by a congress of scientists. The story centers on Aeon Flux(Theron), the top operative in the underground ‘Monican’ rebellion, led by The Handler(Frances McDormand). When Aeon is sent on a mission to kill a government leader, she uncovers a world of secrets…

Directors: Kusama Karyn

Actors: Csokas Marton,Miller Jonny Lee,Postlethwaite Pete,Kinski Nikolai,Joseph Paterson,Huber Thomas,Liu Weijian,Queck Maverick,Action,Sci-Fi,Adventure,Thriller,

How does one get into the animation field?
I want to be able to create my own cartoons eventually. I love the unique worlds such as Cowboy Bebop, or Aeon Flux… and I want to know how to get a job like that.


I graduated from art college several years ago. AAC in the bayarea. If you don’t know anyone who’s in animation field, you can try to present your idea and art work to the teachers in art school. Most of teachers in my school are not professional educator but professional artist. Such as most teachers who is teaching animation may from the big film company. Some of them fly from LA to give us class everyweek.
I thought you may start from their if you go some good stuff. But if you really got some great stuff, be careful with who you deal with. We had sign the contract that all our works belong to school when we were. I have known there some teachers keep student’s idea become their own…

jenny | Mar 24, 2006


Look into getting enrolled in a graphic arts class in a college or school, and take it from there.
Harley | Mar 24, 2006


Do a course in Animation…. If your drawing is very very good, then you stand a good chance.
nice_libra_guy | Mar 24, 2006


If you have the love and obviously talent you can!
Good animation takes countless time and effort.
Be consistant do not drift in to other things in that area
You can professionalize abything if you just keep on keeping on!

Goodluck, animation is good fun work
bringin life to a character is certainlya great feeling of giving birth.
psalm | Mar 24, 2006

Half Past Dead 2

Kamis, Agustus 5th, 2010

Half Past Dead 2
Half Past Dead 2 (2007)

IMDB rating: 4.10

Plot: Long time inmate Twitch (Kurupt) gets himself transfered to a tougher prison than the re-opened Alcatraz. He claims it’s to be closer to his lady but his real motives are a bit more grandiose. There he crosses paths with Burke (Bill Goldberg) a bulky prisoner who can take care of himself. Twitch, despite being less muscular, is just as mouthy and is pretty much the same. But there is a gang war brewing between the black and hispanic inmates…

here i download Half Past Dead 2 here and download version for PDA

Directors: Camacho Art

Actors: Goldberg Bill,Kurupt,Madrid Robert,Perez Joe,Omari Morocco,Conley Jack,LaSardo Robert,Browne Kale,Torti Robert,Kenyatta Stogie,Plana Tony,Clayton Lamont,Action,

Repubs, will a win in 2010 be longterm, or similar to the events that followed 1994?
The midterms take place on November second, so this is assuming that the political tide does not change in the nine months between now and the big day. But, if current polls prove correct, republicans will gain, probably not a majority, but will gain. Here’s step by step what I think will happen. It’s ultimately a repeat of the 90s

1. The democrats either lose control (Probably not) or lose enough seats that their simple majority can’t overcome a filibuster without a decent handful of republicans joining them. Obama, like Clinton, will do this. He moves toward the center, knowing the republicans will never do the same. Since most americans are in the middle, Obama will be able to then paint himself as a moderate while painting republicans as radicals. It worked for Clinton, and history repeats itself. Many republicans have said that Obama is too liberal to do anything in the center, but that’s just underestimating a president’s will to be re-elected. Rest assured Obama will do what he has to do.

2. This balance of power will ultimatly result in the republicans shutting down the government. They did that twice in 1995. Obama, like Clinton, will have moved more toward the center, and, like the 90s, the public will blame congress, not the president, for the standstill. Just as they did in the 90s, the republicans will figure, if you can’t beat him, then half-heartedly join him while hoping for an excuse to impeach him.

3. Health care, in 2012, is a dead issue. Either it will pass in 2010 by compromising with a few decent republicans, or the right will once again obstruct reform. So, in 2012, it either died as an issue, or passed but hasn’t taken effect yet, and is a non-issue. Also, due to the rollercoaster that is the economy, recessions following expansions, and expansions following recessions, it is only natural pattern that the economy will be solid again by the election of 2012. Incumbent presidents don’t lose with a strong economy. Also, Iraq withdrawal is set to be complete by summer of this year, and likewise afghanistan by summer of 2011, so for the 2012 election, the nation will not be at war, ergo no divisive foreign policy dominating the campaign. So 2012, strong economy, no war or HC debate, didn’t the election of 1996 have a similar issueless campaign with an outcome not in your favor, republicans?

4. These events will cause democrats to gain seats for the next few elections. Following 1994, these exact events led democrats to gain in congress 1996, 1998, and 2000

5. And God help you if you try to impeach him. Is your buddy Kenneth Star about to be called in for another try?


1994
Your Assistant | Feb 03, 2010


If your point is that politically, it led to the Democrats getting back in power, you might be right. If you mean that the Republicans were not effective in doing something positive for the country, you’re wrong. Let’s not forget that healthcare reform came thanks to that Republican Congress.
God's Reporter | Feb 03, 2010


Last I looked, both Congress and the WH swing back and forth. GOP gains will be temporary, just like Democrat gains are temporary. Either adapt to the swing, or get voted out.
pdooma | Feb 03, 2010


Enjoy!

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii160 /emal2me/mussoliniGOP05med.jpg
Unka Dano | Feb 03, 2010


Bad answer. Next question.
E-5 | Feb 03, 2010


Only if they don’t lose their way like the republicans did after their 1994 victory. They lost touch with their original message of limiting government, and such, and became government growing, self empowering, greedy, power mongering, Washington elitists. That’s why they got the boot in the 2006 congressional elections.
Stan Darsh | Feb 03, 2010


That’s a fair guess. A split government with Obama as President and a Republican Congress with a strong leader may be an economic boon, as proved by the Clinton-Gingrich combination.

How would you alter your assessment should we have a protracted recession with inflation (stagflation) - an early 80s scenario, on steroids?
coldfuse | Feb 03, 2010

Fire Down Below

Jumat, Juli 23rd, 2010

Fire Down Below
Fire Down Below (1997)

IMDB rating: 4.30

Plot: EPA agent Jack Taggart is Stunned to hear from his boss Phil Pratt that his best friend and fellow agent Frank Elkins has been found dead in Kentucky after Frank’s truck plunged into a river. The Kentucky State Police believes that it was an accident, but the EPA believes it was no accident. It all began with an anonymous letter from the small town of Jackson, Kentucky. Frank was sent to Jackson to investigate what the letter described as some kind of pollution that is causing fish to die and causing people to get sick enough to die. Frank sent back water and soil samples that all tested off the charts for toxic substances. After Frank discovered that the Hanner Coal Company, owned by Orin Hanner Sr., is being paid to dump toxic waste into an abandoned coal mine shaft, Frank ended up dead. Jack is assigned to go to Jackson, where his contact will be Reverend Bob Goodall, who runs a church in Jackson. After arriving in Jackson, Jack finds out that he’ll be staying in a room in the church’s basement, and as Jack’s contact, of course Bob knows that Jack will be going undercover as a carpenter. Jack begins by repairing the roof at a house where he meets Henry Carr, his wife, and his kids Edie, Alberta, Christine, and Walter. Walter is sick because of the pollution. That night, Hanner’s son Orin Hanner Jr., also known as Junior, spies on the church along with corrupt Sheriff Lloyd, who is on Hanner’s payroll. On the next day, when Jack goes into downtown Jackson, he meets Betsy Hamill and her twin sister Patsy Hamill. Jack then walks down the street and introduces himself to Cotton Harry. Then Jack takes some water samples. At church on Sunday, Bob introduces Jack to everyone, and tells everyone that Jack is a carpenter. During lunchtime at the church, Jack introduces himself to Sarah Kellogg, a local outcast who is a beekeeper. Sarah has a brother named Earl. Jack goes to Sarah’s house and offers to repair the steps on her front porch. Over time, Jack comes to believe that something is bothering Sarah, and it’s something dark. Jack wants to save her from whatever it is, while trying to bring Hanner and his crew down.

Fire Down Below

Directors: Enriquez Alcala Felix

Actors: Seagal Steven,Lang Stephen,Hunt Brad,Kristofferson Kris,Stanton Harry Dean,Helm Levon,Collie Mark,Harvey Alex,Bruce Ed,Masur Richard,Krawic Michael,Jeter Clay,Thriller,Drama,Action,

has anyone performed the white candel spell?
Please share your experiences and stories on this spell

Get a white candle that will burn down in due time. You will have to inscribe it (see below), so it should be bigger than a birthday candle, and you will also have to watch it burn down to nothing (see below), so it should not be a 24 hour votive light. A plain white 4" altar candle or, better yet, a white "bride and groom" figural candle, will be right.

Prepare an altar and decorate it with those things precious to you and to the one you love. Using a rose thorn from a white rose bush, inscribe the words "All my love come to me" 3 times on the candle. Place the inscribed candle in the center of the altar and light it. For the entire time the candle burns, gaze upon it and visualize your love coming to you in nakedness and beauty. When the candle burns out, collect the wax puddle that remains, wrap it up with the mementos from the altar and keep it in a safe place.

The result of this spell will not be "zombie" or "victim" thrall-love; but you will receive ALL the love that person has for you — which may be less than, as much as, or more than the love you have for him. Accept the degree of love you receive with grace and tenderness.

If at some future time you no longer wish to receive that person’s love, dispose of the ritual remains in a simple ceremonial way. Depending on your mood, the wax puddle can be burned on a fire, buried at a crossroads, thrown into running water, mailed to him, ground to shavings and baked into a cake — or whatever you feel is appropriate. But it is your responsibility to dispose of it if you no longer want to be loved in any degree by that person.


um ok then. no i haven’t
bella. | Jan 30, 2010


its all bullshit… who would waste their time in this? U better not beluieve it.
hannah_miley_fan#1 | Jan 30, 2010


I haven’t tried it YET coz im scared doing spells like this one. LOL. but yea seriously, are u sure about the outcome?
-=xoxo=- | Jan 30, 2010

Sands of Iwo Jima

Senin, Juli 19th, 2010

Sands of Iwo Jima
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: John Marion Stryker is the ultimate Marine, a tough rifle squad leader who in 1943 is assigned a squad of new recruits saddled with three veterans and an old enemy of Stryker’s from previous duties in the Far East. One recruit in particlar is a source of friction with Stryker, Peter Conway, whose father was Stryker’s CO at Guadalcanal and who felt his son was too soft and cowardly to be a Marine. The squad grows more and more resentful at Stryker’s increasingly brutal training regimen and his lack of sympathy for the varied personal problems of the recruits, but his determination to mold them into fighting men helps save their lives when the squad is landed at Tarawa in November 1943 and Stryker risks his life to blow up a Japanese bunker that has slaughtered Marines trapped at a log wall. The now battle-tested squad becomes more closely-knit and Stryker’s relationship with the men warms as the squad eventually finds itself in the bloodiest island battle of the war, at Iwo Jima.

Directors:

Actors: Wayne John,Agar John,Tucker Forrest,Cassell Wally,Brown James,Webb Richard,Franz Arthur,Holden James,Coe Peter,Jaeckel Richard,Murphy William,Tyne George,Baylor Hal,McGuire John,Milner Martin,Action,Drama,War,Romance,

What color is the sand on Iwo Jima?
help me….please


look at it with the right eyes and it’s still red with hero’s blood…..

yankee_sailor | Apr 28, 2009


It’s black, because it came from volcanic activity. Here’s a picture of it.

http://hotair.cachefly.net/images/2006-0 5/IwoJima_blacksand.jpg
MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING | Apr 28, 2009

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

Minggu, Juni 27th, 2010

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: In Italy, the American writer Sam Dalmas (Tony Musant) witnesses an attempt of murder of the owner of an art gallery, a couple of days before his foreseen return to the United States of America. He decides to stay with his girlfriend Julia (Suzy Kendall) and help the police in the investigation, while the serial killer stalks Julia and him.

Online Movies World

Directors: Argento Dario

Actors: Musante Tony,Salerno Enrico Maria,Raho Umberto,Romano Renato,Castellano Giuseppe,Adorf Mario,Patti Pino,Di Marco Gildo,Bonaro Omar,Mingozzi Fulvio,Peters Werner,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

Could someone please mark this English description for me, I really need a second opinion.?
We had to describe something, I chose a garden. To get the higher marks we needed to change the mood at some point. My grade stays the same with this piece, could someone, preferably someone who has taught GCSE English, give me a grade and their opinions. This is now my sixth draft and I have put so many hours in and can’t improve.

In the midst of a beryl landscape, surrounded by rolling hills, lies a cherished paradise. Ostracized from the hub of day to day life, this sanctuary is thriving in isolation. From all corners, sounds radiate like ripples on a pond: twittering robins, rustling leaves, the whistling of wind. Altogether they flood the garden with sweet, mellifluous music. Listening to the melodies are the gargantuan trees, adorned with a dappled amber glow; branches entwine like D.N.A strands to form a sturdy ledge for creatures in need of a rest; complementing their stay are ripe fruits which are there to take as one desires. To attract the wildlife, an extravagant coat of emerald greenery adorns by the mighty protectors.
Positioned on the borders, an array of cerulean, cerise and crimson shades thrive, resembling a stain glass window. Cascading along the perimeter, grand roses stand proud: guards to their territory. Behind the roses, the centre of this arrangement is enriched with vibrant pansies; these privates, although bottom of the hierarchy, are ready to assist the roses in fending off all threats to the harmony of the flowerbed. On the outskirts, daisies are on a constant lookout for danger, ready to alert their companions. Other vegetation congregates so close together that a canopy is formed; insects soon take advantage of this and change the area to their liking by constructing homes and harvesting the available supplies.
A fluent stream composes melodies for the creatures it houses. On the water

Vengeance

Sabtu, Juni 5th, 2010

Vengeance
Vengeance (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.60

Plot: A young police officer, a local guide and his daughter follows the trail of a prison escapee, Nasor, into a mysterious forest with many hidden secrets, one of which directly relates to the death of Nasor’s father at the hands of the father of the officer. As the group ventures deeper into the forest, the eerie realm unleashes its spirits unto the intruders, killing them one by one. Still intent on bringing Nasor to justice, the officer relentlessly pursues the criminal in a race against time and the unseen forces of the ancient forest.

Online Movies World

Directors:

Actors: Na Songkhla Chalad,Sang-aakaat Sorachai,Tangkaprasert Watchara,Action,Horror,Thriller

How long is eternal in the bible ? Is Sodom & Gomorrha still on fire?
Jude 1:7
7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
johnno
Sorry I tend to do that.


"Eternal" is as long as you believe it.
gutbucket | Feb 09, 2010


The eternal fire is God.
C Y | Feb 09, 2010


I believe Jude 1:7 is saying they are still burning in hell like crispy sausages.
imrod | Feb 09, 2010


There are very few things in the bible that are truly eternal. Eternal is often used in bible times to explain things that took a long time (years, or decades, or even a century) and there was no word for these things. Not even Hell will be on fire forever, it will be destroyed at the end of time when God comes for his people and finishes off the Devil. Hell seemed like forever since it began burning after Lucifer’s fall and is still burning now.

Speaking of Hell, watch this video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yH2DXAGN fQ
Jake | Feb 09, 2010


Eternal is eternal, it doesn’t get more eternal than that.
11:1 | Feb 09, 2010


It was probably a typo on God’s side
He meant "internal fire", which is a kind of gas produced in the lower intestines after eating alot of garlic in ones food
Wrong time-place context | Feb 09, 2010


Hey Lone D.. that’s getting technical !
johnno | Feb 09, 2010


I’m not sure. I don’t live in that area.
Buddy | Feb 09, 2010


In that verse, the eternal fire is a reference to hell.
And it means eternal, in the accepted sense of the word. Never ending.
John F | Feb 09, 2010


1) Take the dictionary
2) Open it to eternal
3) Read
The Moogie-Woogie seer. | Feb 09, 2010


You can buy topical creams to ease the burning of Sodom.
Dogstar, Siriusly speaking | Feb 09, 2010


I see you have been reading your Bible again, Dissenter. Good for you!
Eternal means eternal. However, in this verse Sodom and Gomorrah (the actual cities) are being used as an example of eternal hellfire, which is where all the people who were destroyed in those cities will be, in the lake of fire after the White Throne Judgment–eternally.
byHisgrace | Feb 09, 2010


it’s referring to second death, which comes after the Judgment.

Matthew 10:15 (KJV)
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

As it is written:

Hebrews 9:27 (KJV)
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
Suffice to say… | Feb 09, 2010


It’s not definite. It’s like one of us saying "If nuclear war breaks out the world will burn for eternity." We both know it wouldn’t. Sooner or later the fires will die out. It’s just an expression to add emphasis to the "wrath" displayed in the verse. I know several think it’s refering to hell, but oddly enough you won’t find the Christian version of hell in the old test… because it happens to come from pagan myths (Hades being one of the main ones). Hell, in hebrew, is sheol. Which loosely translates to "a place of gloom". It is where all the dead go and is usually said to be the grave itself. And we all could easily connect "place of gloom" to a gravesite. Especially if we know the person who’s going into it.
Robin | Feb 09, 2010


For as long as there is a mind to remember. When it is totally forgotten and lost to records or evidence that "it" existed, then logically "eternity for that certain thing or event" has ended.
Sodom and Gomorrah is already in ruins and gone underneath the sea and sands through times; it is still written however in the Book that keeps on circulating.
Rallie Florencio C | Feb 09, 2010


The location of the ancient cities of Sodom & Gomorrah are now beneath the Dead Sea, so that pretty much answers the question of whether or not they are still on fire.

The Bible often uses fire as a symbol of total and complete destruction, which is logical as fire does completely destroy. Eternal fire would symbolize eternal destruction. It’s sure not hell as death and hell are going to be completely destroyed according to Revelation 20:14. They will be thrown into the lake of fire, which means the second death. Those are the Bible’s words, not mine," it means the second death" nonexistence with no hope of resurrection.
Wendi888 | Feb 09, 2010


Very good.

This scripture is the key to understand what eternal fire means. Clearly the cities are not on fire any longer; however, the destructive effects of that fire surely remains for all eternity. In this way we have a harmonious teaching that agrees with the OT in that the wicked shall be destroyed for all eternity. Of course, we do know that each individual in Sodom and Gomorrah will have their day, the case, up before the judge, Christ. Thus those deemed righteous enough to be resurrected shall receive such.
Fuzzy | Feb 09, 2010


Jude 7, KJ:

Half Past Dead 2

Rabu, Mei 19th, 2010

Half Past Dead 2
Half Past Dead 2 (2007)

IMDB rating: 4.10

Plot: Long time inmate Twitch (Kurupt) gets himself transfered to a tougher prison than the re-opened Alcatraz. He claims it’s to be closer to his lady but his real motives are a bit more grandiose. There he crosses paths with Burke (Bill Goldberg) a bulky prisoner who can take care of himself. Twitch, despite being less muscular, is just as mouthy and is pretty much the same. But there is a gang war brewing between the black and hispanic inmates…

Directors: Camacho Art

Actors: Goldberg Bill,Kurupt,Madrid Robert,Perez Joe,Omari Morocco,Conley Jack,LaSardo Robert,Browne Kale,Torti Robert,Kenyatta Stogie,Plana Tony,Clayton Lamont,Action,

What ones the best joke?
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

There was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel
"How come you have your t!ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant
"Well at least i don’t have a d*ck on my face?"

2 Hours after the wedding!!

Him: Finally! After all this time waiting!
Her: Will you ever leave me?
Him: No! Don’t even say that!
Her: Do you really love me, though?
Him: Of course, I always have and always will.
Her: Have you ever been unfaithful to me?
Him: What?!! How can you even ask that?
Her: So will you always be with me?
Him: Every single hour of every single day.
Her: Would you ever hit me?
Him: Are you mad? Do I look like that kind of person?
Her: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes
Her: My Love!

2 years after the wedding: Read from bottom to top.

you know you live in 2005 when….

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name
4) you’d rather look all over the house for tv.
6)your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends
9) and…you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
11) and now you’re laughing at your stupidity

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what’s sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he’s finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple
of secs…"

a couple cant have children. they’ve been praying to have one, but they never did… until one day came the best day of their lives. the woman was pregnant. 9 months later, the baby was born, a beautiful baby girl. so the years passed, 3 years exactly, and the girl hadn’t said a single word. until one day she said: grandpa!
next day, the grandpa dies
next year, the baby said: grandma!
next week, grandma dies.
so the father was very frustrated. he told his wife: honey, i think i should get ready. our baby will say dad soon enough, and i will die. so they got ready and all that stuff, and then a month later the baby girl says: dada!
and so… next morning while checking the mail, they found the mailman dead across the pavement of their house.

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We’re all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I’m still winning!

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’ ‘Reading a
book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could sta


I like the third one the best, ever so funny, but I laughed at most of them, thanks.!

Don Quixote | Feb 06, 2010


this one
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
sulaimonao | Feb 06, 2010


Easily the second one. Not only is it funny, but a great comeback as well. But all of them are hilarious. Thanks for sharing them!
inflatable bunny | Feb 06, 2010


For simplicity’s sake I enjoyed the very first one the best!
Mr. Intensity | Feb 06, 2010


there all good it made me lol
Dj Chi | Feb 06, 2010


They are all funny!! lol!
Rudy | Feb 06, 2010


the one with the camel and the elephant and the one with the girl that was getting stuck with the pin
shyt.bytch | Feb 06, 2010

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

Jumat, Mei 14th, 2010

The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)

IMDB rating: 7.10

Plot: In Italy, the American writer Sam Dalmas (Tony Musant) witnesses an attempt of murder of the owner of an art gallery, a couple of days before his foreseen return to the United States of America. He decides to stay with his girlfriend Julia (Suzy Kendall) and help the police in the investigation, while the serial killer stalks Julia and him.

Directors: Argento Dario

Actors: Musante Tony,Salerno Enrico Maria,Raho Umberto,Romano Renato,Castellano Giuseppe,Adorf Mario,Patti Pino,Di Marco Gildo,Bonaro Omar,Mingozzi Fulvio,Peters Werner,Horror,Mystery,Thriller,

Does anyone know when the following movies will release on Blu-ray?
Or if they’re available?

Cache (Hidden)
Pulp Fiction
Eyes Wide Shut
The Lion King
Ninja Scroll
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Open Your Eyes
Onibaba
The Seventh Continent
Vertigo
Irreversible
Salo
The Piano Teacher
Being John Malkovich
The Evil Dead
Le Samurai
Les Diaboliques
Mulholland Drive
Eraserhead
Psycho (1960)
Oldboy
Lady Vengeance
The Ring
The Bird With the Crystal Plumage
The Thing
Urotsukidoji
Cannibal Holocaust
Gozu
Ichi the Killer
Audition
Neco z Alenky
Microcosmos
Crash (1996)

Any piece of information for any movie is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.
Thanks for the site mention!


Cache, Eyes Wide Shut, Being John Malkovich, Mulholland Drive, Oldboy are all already out.. Not sure about the other ones; especially considering some are Criterion: Onibaba, Salo, Le Samurai, for example.. Are not on Criterion’s next Blu Ray release list.. But ‘The Seventh Seal’ is!!!!!

Stalin's Organ | May 03, 2009


All you need to know:

http://www.blu-ray.com/
Alan | May 03, 2009


at coming soon.net they have everything
Tyler Grosso | May 03, 2009

Rob Roy

Sabtu, Mei 1st, 2010

Rob Roy
Rob Roy (1995)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: In the highlands of Scotland in the 1700s, Rob Roy tries to lead his small town to a better future, by borrowing money from the local nobility to buy cattle to herd to market. When the money is stolen, Rob is forced into a Robin Hood lifestyle to defend his family and honour.

Directors: Caton-Jones Michael

Actors: Neeson Liam,Hurt John,Roth Tim,Stoltz Eric,Keir Andrew,Cox Brian,McCardie Brian,Martin Gilbert,Gilchrist Gilly,Flemyng Jason,Stewart Ewan,Hayman David,McArthur Brian,Action,Biography,Drama,Romance,War,

Who should I start NFL Week 13? 2009 *Must Win for PLAYOFFS*?
My Team - Projected 103
QB - Aaron Rodgers *Probable* (Vs. Baltimore)
RB - Matt Forte (Vs. St. Louis)
RB - Jamaal Charles (Vs. Denver)
WR/RB - Greg Jennings (Vs. Baltimore)
WR - Chad Ochocinco (Vs. Detriot)
WR - Derrick Mason (Vs. Green Bay)
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe *Questionable* (Vs. Arizona)
D - Patriots (Vs. Miami)
K - Rob Bironas *Probable* (Vs. Indianpolis)
BN - Calvin Johnson *Probable* (Vs. Cincinatti)
BN - Jason Witten *Probable* (Vs. New York Giants)
BN - Michael Crabtree (Vs. Seattle)
BN - Roy E. Williams (Vs. New York Giants)
BN - Chris Chambers (Vs. Denver)
BN - Jason Snelling (Vs. Philadelphia)
BN - Defense 49ers (Vs. Seattle)

My Opponent - Projected 133
QB - Brett Farve (Vs. Arizona)
RB - Maurice Jones-Drew *Probable* (Vs. Houston)
RB - Chris Brown (Vs. Jacksonville)
RB/WR - Laurence Maroney (Vs. Miami)
WR - Reggie Wayne *Probable* (Vs. Tennessee)
WR - Miles Austin (Vs. New York Giants)
TE - Heath Miller (Vs. Oakland)
D - Pittsburgh (Vs. Oakland)
K - Matt Prater (Vs. Kansas City)
BN - Brian Westbrook *OUT* (Vs. Atlanta)
BN - Donovan McNabb (Vs. Atlanta)
BN - Devin Hester (Vs. St. Louis)
BN - Mike Sims-Walker *Probable* (Vs. Houston)
BN - Tim Hightower *Questionable* (Vs. Minnesota)
BN - Justin Forsett *Questionable* (Vs. San Francisco)
BN - Kenny Britt (Vs. Indianapolis)

I am having a hard time deciding who to start, Calvin Johnson I feel should be in but Cincinatti has shut down derrick mason and greg jennings to no catches and other superstars to under 60 yards. I think Matt Forte will do well, but heard Snelling could be starting (in which would be a great RB/WR) The league favors runningbacks the most. Im feeling Crabtree, but he is unproven except for the Green Bay game, which Tampa also did well. In a crazy season who would you start? This is a must win game.


hmmmmmm Id say start
QB Rodgers!
RB Forte
RB Snelling
WR/RB Jennings
WR OchoCinco
WR CrabTree
TE Shaicoe
D/ST Pats
K Bironas
Thats what i would do

Hes got Favre, Jones Drew Reggie Wayne Miles Austin Pitts D man hes got a great team i think ya gonna lose sorry :( Minnesota Vikings #1 Fan! | Dec 05, 2009

Universal Remote

Jumat, April 30th, 2010

Universal Remote
Universal Remote (2007)

IMDB rating: 4.50

Plot: A magical TV remote control sends Bubba and Leroy tumbling into an un-PC TV land where the channel keeps changing and the shows get more and more bizarre.

here i find movie Universal Remote in DivX quaity

Directors: Hardwick Gary

Actors: Douglas D.C.,Alonzo Howard,McGinn Devin,Anderson Sheldon,Cheena Parvesh,Crockett Affion,Edwards Dean,Erwin Jesse,Ferro Carlos,Hays Robert,Maillard Brian,Montesinos Gino,Murphy Charles Q.,Murray Ben,Najera Rick,Comedy,

I need the code for a philips universal remote for a pioneer tv?


Try entering the Brand along with the Model Number of your Remote in the Search Box at the top of the page and look through everything that comes up.The first few Postings will offer a Code Book for sale.Skip them and keep looking and eventually you should find a site that has the Codes for free along with some ads.If that doesn’t work, try http://www.remotecentral.com http://www.XDIV.com/remotes http://www.universalremotecontrolcodes.c om The last one will have a few choices to try.Hope this helps !
gvaporcarb | Feb 02, 2010